Definitions by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking

Textleting 

When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.

Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.

Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.

Textleting by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking August 8, 2019

GZF 

Give Zero Fucks

Like Nicki Minaj, you give zero fucks and have zero chill in you.

Leo: Dude, I heard Jeff landed a sweet gig and makes way more money than he should.

Rob: GZF

GZF by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking January 2, 2019

Rotten Saddle 

A situation in which the area between a person's genitals and anus become sweaty, swollen, enlarged, and/or generally disgusting.

Mike: Dude, it's hot as fuck here in New Orleans.

Steve: I know, man. I'm fighting a serious case of rotten saddle.

Rotten Saddle by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking October 2, 2016