Rotten Saddle

A situation in which the area between a person's genitals and anus become sweaty, swollen, enlarged, and/or generally disgusting.

Mike: Dude, it's hot as fuck here in New Orleans.

Steve: I know, man. I'm fighting a serious case of rotten saddle.

by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking October 02, 2016

GZF

Give Zero Fucks

Like Nicki Minaj, you give zero fucks and have zero chill in you.

Leo: Dude, I heard Jeff landed a sweet gig and makes way more money than he should.

Rob: GZF

by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking January 02, 2019

Textleting

When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.

Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.

Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.

by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking August 08, 2019