Definitions by Jimple Sack

motion blur 

A useless, visual effect used in video-games which causes brain cancer. Motion blur causes the camera to blur out when rotating or looking around. Thankfully this is optional in most cases.

When starting up a new game, head to the options menu and turn off motion blur.

motion blur by Jimple Sack January 6, 2015

Jacking off

Another term for the verb everyone knows and loves. Jacking off is a favored past time for numerous men and women alike that consists of slow or violent rubbing on the genital parts. This is often accompanied by various forms of stimuli such as pornography and/or sex toys.

It is important to take note that Jacking off is when the action is happening.

Male Adult: I was jacking off to some BDSM the other night.

Female Adult: That video made wet so I started jacking off.

Another adult: Man John is always horny he can never keep his Dick in his pants so guess what he did in the bathroom? I heard him jacking off.

Jacking off by Jimple Sack July 15, 2014

head fist 

To insert ones head in the derriere of someone.

The video was displaying a somewhat explicit mass head fist fest.

head fist by Jimple Sack July 14, 2014

Sebastian Vettel 

A critically acclaimed Formula 1 driver. From German origin. Sebastian has won many Grand Prix titles the past years but is known to be a huge douche with his team, Infiniti Red Bull. Notably during the Malaysian GP 2013, Seb' wasn't supposed to let Mark Webber win but instead, stole the limelight for himself. He has a shitty accent during interviews and tries to be funny. He is also a wannabe Schumacher racing legend.

Jeremy Clarkson: Will you miss Sebastian Vettel ?!

Mark Webber: Uuuh... I don't think so, quite frankly.

Sebastian Vettel by Jimple Sack January 13, 2014