by Jimmy frank February 04, 2022
by Jimmy frank November 07, 2023
The dumbest most annoying figure of speech ever invented, commonly used in comment threads on social media because if the person typing it heard how incredibly fucking stupid it sounded when spoken aloud they would remove it from their vocabulary permanently. Some even include the word “several” to maximize the level of disgrace this phrase brings to the English language.
Look at this thing I don’t like on social media, I think I’ll comment with “yikes on bikes” so that everyone who reads this thread will know that I’m the lamest asshole on the entire internet
by Jimmy frank February 04, 2022
A seasonal prank or practical joke performed on Halloween night in which one stealthily takes a shit in an unsuspecting person’s jackolantern. This can be performed at any time on October 31st and carry’s the most risk during trick or treating hours. With the use of front porch cameras gaining popularity it is recommended that this be done in costume to maintain anonymity.
Dang it Bernadine it’s another dat gum spooky dookie, just can’t have a nice jackolantern with that Johnson boy running around. I’ll catch him in the act one of these years.
by Jimmy frank April 10, 2022
The act of having a bowel movement that is so urgent and formidable that the individual grabs the toilet rim with two hands and vocalizes a sound similar to that of an NBA star who just dunked a basketball. Ie: "Ahhhhhhhhhgh"
Lebron James ain't got nothing on the two handed slam dump I just made in the teachers lounge toilet.
by Jimmy frank February 13, 2014
A mexican who has elite skills in ruining computers and blaming it on other people. Known for their great procrastinating skills and their ability to whine and complain about everything, especially people named "Rowdy" "Chowdy" or "Chowdy Bags".
by Jimmy Frank May 04, 2005
by Jimmy frank February 04, 2022