huro 

A mexican who has elite skills in ruining computers and blaming it on other people. Known for their great procrastinating skills and their ability to whine and complain about everything, especially people named "Rowdy" "Chowdy" or "Chowdy Bags".

I think I just saw a Huro stealing your hubcaps!!

huro by Jimmy Frank May 4, 2005

Port Huron 

A place where all the drug dealers are, Where all the fights are , where the big booty bitches are and some flat booty bitches are, where most of the kids there are on probation.

John : Did you hear about Joe he has that ounce of gorilla glue

Josh: No way he must be from port Huron

Port Huron by p_u_s_s_y April 28, 2020

Port Huronitis 

The ailment of being located in or around the city of Port Huron. It commonly affects the natives, but can be easily spread to foreigners. It most acutely affects young people from the age of 13-25.

Symptoms include boredom, cabin fever, sitting at home, "shootin the shit," sleeping for long periods or at odd hours, creeping, and logging on to Facebook for extended periods of time.

This ailment is incurable, however temporary remedies (some may consider them as Symptoms) include: going for long drives, drinking in ones basement with other natives, smoking alot of weed, visiting Danielle Drive, attending grad parties, "beachin it," reading, educating one's self, or GTFO to college.

Male Native 1: "So whats going on tonight?"

Male Native 2: "Don't ask me bro, I've had a case of Port Huronitis lately"

Male Native 1: "Damn, well shake that off and lets go to the 4H fair or to Lakeside Beach to find some females"

Male Native 2: "That'd be dope"

Port Huronitis by blehbla492 August 20, 2010

Lord Huron

Lord Huron is a music artist who makes folk pop music; it has a western vibe to it without sounding fully country. His most popular song is The Night We Met.

"Yo, have you heard the new song Lord Huron released?"

Lord Huron by ilikeindie February 14, 2022

Port Huron 

A magical land where no one ever grows up. Like Neverland. Only no one can fly. Maturity is difficult to find, until you manage to GTFO and go to college.

Unfortunately, some Port Huron natives never make it out. And some that do still find it difficult to get a life and leave their pre-teen drama behind.

Bitchy Port Huron girl who never grew up #1: "OMG! We should all go to the club and represent Port Huron!"

Bitchy Port Huron girl who never grew up #2: "OMG! You are so right! I hear Girls Gone Wild is in Detroit! We should go be whores who think they are attractive!"

Bitchy Port Huron girl who grew up, moved out, and got a real life and a job after graduating: "No, you shouldn't. Because you are not nearly as hot as you think you are."

Port Huron male: "I'd hit it anyway. But I kinda take what I can get around Port Huron."

Port Huron by thankgodigotthefuckoutofph. June 22, 2009

HuRoMen 

This word is a combination of the words Huramentado and Rolando Mendoza a well celebrated hostage taker who killed 8 Hong Kong tourist Nationals. ~ bit.ly/cB9Cba

Huramentado means frenzied as if possessed by a demon.; "the soldier was completely amuck"; "berserk with grief" -- bit.ly/bKf8e0

Hu-ramentadong
Ro-lando
Men-doza

The man went huromen. That man is a huromen.

HuRoMen by katahom August 25, 2010

Port Huron 

A place where everyone sucks at life.
Full of sluts, and jackasses only looking for sluts.
A redneck town trying to be city.
Full of crazy farm girls and wild turkeys in apartment parking lots.
A place where everyone knows your name, and who you've slept with.
A shit hole breeding ground for scum bag losers.
All on the backdrop of a gorgeous Great Lake, PH has great potential but needs to vomit out the bullshit first!

And who can forget the wonderful Blue Water Bridges??? With a beautiful view of Canada's factory's

In the summertime, mixed in with the wonderful smell of fresh cut grass and cat piss!

Ah...home sweet home....

Bob - "So what do you think hell is like?"

Phil - "Have you ever been to Port Huron?"

Bob - "That bad huh?"

Phil - "No, Port Huron is worse"

Port Huron by twistedpeaches January 2, 2008