Definitions by Jimmy James

dongmaster

n The master of the penis. Either one's own, or someone else's.

Dude, I am the freakin' DONGMASTER!

Will you be my dongmaster tonight, honey?

n 1. Knife's mode of transportation.

2. Another nickname for Knife.

You wanna take the Holdsmobile to the wine shop?

Hey Holdsmobile, how's the ol' schlong hangin'?