Definitions by Jiminy cherrypopper

Bouncing betty 

When a man, or woman, (depending on your sexual preference) is giving you a reverse cowgirl until ejaculation, much like the mine that bounces and explodes.

Man 1: hey isn’t that Sarah Jessica Parker?
Man 2: yeah, she gave me a Bouncing Betty in the church parking lot in my dad’s van.

Bouncing betty by Jiminy cherrypopper April 20, 2018

Cock strikes noon 

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

Cock strikes noon by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015