Jimi Ralphman's definitions

substiboot

A plastic bag or tissue box you use in place of a lost shoe when last night yields many questions.

What? Where am I & why am I wearing a substiboot!?

by Jimi Ralphman January 23, 2023

Caribbean Parakeet

Carabiners and paracord used for hammock hanging.

That rope isn't going to hold... Caribbean Parakeet!

by Jimi Ralphman July 10, 2020