Jim Witness's definitions

Stripper's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced when one sees a stripper walking away with another client before you had a chance to attract her services

I went to go get Bambi before the song was over but she had already walked away with that guy who needed a hair piece. I am experiencing Stripper's Remorse

by Jim Witness September 2, 2013

Doing the Hemingway

Getting drunk, banging two or three girls and then writing a small novel til the sun goes down...or comes up.

"Doing the Hemingway to-night."

"Shit! I'll bring condoms and my sister."

"See you at 7 then."

by Jim Witness September 5, 2010

bat box

A small wooden box used for carrying around marijuana indiscriminately.

The fire alarm rang and I grabbed my bat box because I knew that it was going to be a long wait

by Jim Witness September 13, 2004