Definitions by Jim Jeffries

Arkansas Pork Roll 

Brushing your teeth while recieving oral sex.

Jordan's grandma gave me the best Arkansas Pork Roll last night.

Arkansas Pork Roll by Jim Jeffries June 14, 2009

Meat Wallet Sandwich 

A dog pile of lesbian chicks.

I was walking by the whorehouse and I saw a hairy meat wallet sandwich.

Meat Wallet Sandwich by Jim Jeffries June 14, 2009