gagged

To gag is to fail at a task attempted.

I tried to send those pictures via email, but my computer gagged on them. I'll try again

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

fangage

Fangage is a reference to bad teeth, rotten teeth, or missing teeth.

Check out the fangage on that smackwitch. Nice smile aint it dude?

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

goat whisperer

A cowboy, one who dresses like a cowboy, or a jackass in a 4x4 pick-up, suspected of having sex with animals.

She broke-up with me again, I think she is going out with that goat whisperer,

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

data diva

A data diva is a data entry technition or a person whoe's entire workplace existance requires them to finger fuck their computer all day, every day, day after day, after day.

She went nuts and killed her bos, the whole data diva thing broke her mainspring.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

jack-up

To jack-up is a gymrat term for working to improve a specific muscel or set of muscels, especially women who want to firm-up their butts.

She is doin something to jack-up that ass. I'll bet she spends an hour-a-day on the stairclimber."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

bullshitistic

Bullshitistic means full of bullshit and fiercely insistant upon the validity there of. Unreasonably wrong and sticking to it.

The fucking Democrats and their bullshitistic platform.

by Jim Inman September 02, 2006

thong sucker

A thong sucker is a sexual deviate or perverse and openly nasty person.

Why would a nice girl like Maggie go out with a thong sucker like him?

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006