A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.
To brown boot somebody is to mark a person to be culled or to be singeled-out for dismissal. A pink slip.
"This morning they gave half the cubical rats the brown boot. I hope we're not next!"
"Has her back" refers to the situation where a gay person, male or female, has a friend who fills-in or runs cover as an apparently heterosexual companion or sidekick.
"She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhaedt, and that asshacker Bob has her back."
" That new dude is a faggot, the queer upstairs thinks he has her back. Not!"
A bag lady, crackwhore, smackwitch or the like.
That old bagwitch had been dead under that dumpster for a week! Jeeezusss KeehRiste what a smell!
A cube queen is a woman who works in cubicalville, or a big ass office environment. Also includes gay men working in that environment.
I tried to cantact the cube queen at work, but she gave me the Maggie Banks, just for calling during her workday.
The Camel, a horse designed by a committee, may be correctly called a "Sahara submarine". This moniker is a derivation of the term "Ship of the desert". It referemces the fact that camels are frequently jambpacked with arab seamen.
"I'm not going to waste a 3 million dollar cruise missel, just to blow-up a tent and a couple of sahara submarines."
Buy a
Sahara submarine
mug!
A skunk or polecat, especially a roadkill that can be smelled on the wind.
"I hit a Mexican mink in my Cadillac, and I can't get the smell to go away".
