hot tamale

when one obtains crabs or scabbies and they irritate their weiner so much that the weiner becomes swollen and turns a shade of deap red
i have a hot tamale. It hurts alot
by JIM HAT November 02, 2004
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Nigger Shower

The act of applying scented oils, colognes, perfumes, or aftershaves to cover up the true stench of the individual. A nigger shower is not a true shower, but a cover up for the absence of one.
Jamaal forgot to shower, therefore he applied cologne liberally. His nigger shower resulted in a sweet smelling stench, both terrible and pleasing.
by JIM HAT September 16, 2006
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the ferris wheel

to go around and ride the various sides which a female anatomy provides. Once you are bored with the ride, proceed in a cold hard bitch-slap
I rode the ferris wheel yesterday, my wife was pissed.
by JIM HAT October 15, 2004
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