Jim Bob's definitions

Bingo Chip

It's an asshole, you asshole.

Hey, jim-bob, look up my bingo chip 'ere an see if you can find my brother Steve.

by Jim Bob March 25, 2004

dialer

A computer program that causes your modem to dial a number to a computer server. This is meant to allow the caller to access/download files from the server.

Almost all dialers are for pornography. They may claim to be free, but always go to long-distance telephone numbers. These numbers are usually equivalent to 1-900 numbers in the U.S. (the numbers vary from county to country). The caller can end up paying a ridiculous amount of money in phone bills.

After using a dialer to download movies of Traci Lords, Jim Bob was shocked to find out his phone bill was $8,000.

by Jim Bob June 29, 2004

JPG

JPG a street gang with lots of rep and respect, they tough, the ball, they real OGs. They rival the wimpy RRAW pansies gang. RRAW is weak and stupid are a bunch of wankstas.

JPG fucked up RRAW yesterday

by jim bob January 30, 2005

crunkdy crunk

the state shauntel is in before he bones that one bitch, shanae

"hey yo, dyrel, Shanae says she wants a good ass poundin. Im bouts to get crunkdy crunk

by jim bob September 15, 2004

Im gonna butter yo' bread

What you cell mate Tyrome says before he tears your ass up.

"Bend over, Gabe. Im gonna butter yo' bread."

by jim bob June 11, 2006

Crotch Goblin

This is a common slong term for an STD

man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank

by Jim Bob November 4, 2004

weez lard

n.: the watery, stinging stool that slowly and painfully comes out of the anus when one is constipated

*sniff sniff* "My weez lard smells like corn...."

by Jim Bob June 21, 2004