weez lard

n.: the watery, stinging stool that slowly and painfully comes out of the anus when one is constipated

*sniff sniff* "My weez lard smells like corn...."

by Jim Bob June 21, 2004

ga-jillion

A large number more than a million less than googleplex.

by Jim Bob July 24, 2003

neat

an exclamation joe says when waking up next to four 250lbs. black women after an intense night of drinking

Holy shit! This is fucking neat!

by jim bob September 14, 2004

gaft

a sweet trombone player; major pimp; fly wit da ladies.

Man, you sure be gaftin' it wit da ladies.

by Jim Bob February 16, 2003

PISS FLAPS

females vaginal covering often flap in the wind

"oh my god jennys got huge piss flaps"

by Jim Bob March 08, 2003

flow space

n.: an approximate radius of three feet around a person that is intoxicated by that person's personal odors (fart, burp, or under arms)

"WHOAAA there!! Watch out everyone! I just farted!! If you wanna survive today, get the hell outta my flow space!"

by Jim Bob June 21, 2004

wood

A word that distinguishes a potent, well tasting type of weed (Krypto) with a more less potent type of weed (Regs)

Fuck that, i dont smoke that wood

by Jim Bob April 15, 2005