fart

a turd with all the shit scraped off
gassss from your ass
by jim September 15, 2004
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jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.
Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"
by Jim August 21, 2004
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Lollerberries

n. According to vinnie, a well known mathematician, lollerberries describes the infinitesimally small distance between our galaxy and the theoretical rift in the space-time continuum that would spell our impending doom.

v. A very small distance between two points that is measured as the width of one half of an atom.
Man, we're only lollerberries away from Jamaica and lots of weed!

The Lollerberries theory was enough to rocket Vinnie to stardom within the scientific community.
by Jim November 18, 2003
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shate

stupid or very retarded
often a drunk or a high person
a state of mind and stupidity
"look at that shate"
"yeah thats a real jackass"
by jim July 02, 2003
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Spyware

Spyware is installed without your knowing. It is able to change your homepage, give you massive porno ads, change your WALLPAPER (I know a friend that it happened to) and slow down your computer. Get rid of it using ad-aware. Also see saten, evil, geeks malware and adware
Would you like to subscribe to a free hentai E-Zine?

-Spyware popup
by Jim June 21, 2004
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shlangshalng

not being a fat ass
by Jim August 03, 2003
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ibanez

Great guitar and bass company. Many current bands use thier line, one most known would be Korn.
As a bassist I suggest the Ibanez GSR 205, that is if your cheap and like good sound. BTB's are the way to go.
by Jim October 12, 2003
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