jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.
Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"
by Jim August 21, 2004
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truckers choice

n. any stimulant, amphetamines in particular
"Trucker's Choice- I wont sleep till sunday!"
by jim June 24, 2003
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caps

n. the caps of psychadelic mushrooms, mushrooms in general
we ate an 1/8 of caps and tripped for hours
by jim June 24, 2003
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punk rock

the worst incarnation of rock (if you want to call it that) ever to be created, started by poser fags like blink 182 and avril lavign, not to mention Mtv. it is really just pop lyrics with "emo" music. the intrumentals are horrible, the singers sound like 8 year olds and in their videos they jump around like mad and seem to be having seizures. the bands have no talent and bost of hardcore attitudes when they are just whiney little boys screaming into a mic.

synonyms:
shit
crap
lame
pop
ass batter
"ooh im so cool i listen t good charolate and simple plan! i have blue spiked hair and war a necktie with a T-shirt! im so HARDCORE!"
"shut the fuck up before i kick you in the nads loser. you want hardcore? KoRn, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson. now get out of my face poser peice of shit."
by jim May 07, 2005
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Lollerberries

n. According to vinnie, a well known mathematician, lollerberries describes the infinitesimally small distance between our galaxy and the theoretical rift in the space-time continuum that would spell our impending doom.

v. A very small distance between two points that is measured as the width of one half of an atom.
Man, we're only lollerberries away from Jamaica and lots of weed!

The Lollerberries theory was enough to rocket Vinnie to stardom within the scientific community.
by Jim November 18, 2003
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Spyware

Spyware is installed without your knowing. It is able to change your homepage, give you massive porno ads, change your WALLPAPER (I know a friend that it happened to) and slow down your computer. Get rid of it using ad-aware. Also see saten, evil, geeks malware and adware
Would you like to subscribe to a free hentai E-Zine?

-Spyware popup
by Jim June 21, 2004
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shlangshalng

not being a fat ass
by Jim August 03, 2003
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