Definitions by Jileek

Oedipissed 

When one is so pissed that one wants to gouge one's eyes out like Oedipus.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? He got drunk and hooked up with some cougar that turned out to be his mom!"
Guy 2: "Man, he must be oedipissed."

Oedipissed by Jileek November 13, 2009

ASLAP 

"Ay-Slap" - As soon, like, as possible

"Get back here ASLAP! The Hills is on soon!"

ASLAP by Jileek November 13, 2009