ASLAP

"Ay-Slap" - As soon, like, as possible

"Get back here ASLAP! The Hills is on soon!"

by Jileek November 13, 2009

Oedipissed

When one is so pissed that one wants to gouge one's eyes out like Oedipus.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? He got drunk and hooked up with some cougar that turned out to be his mom!"
Guy 2: "Man, he must be oedipissed."

by Jileek November 13, 2009