Definitions by JiaXue

lain 

The omniprescence in Wired.

Who is Lain?

lain by JiaXue October 31, 2003

sysadmin 

A person with much more power than you and who is bitter enough to use it in ways that please him/her.

So, you say this is a pretty important file? *delete*

sysadmin by JiaXue October 31, 2003

EZboard 

The Windows of the message board world. Make of that what you will.

Man, this EZboard has more ads than Tripod!

EZboard by JiaXue October 31, 2003

roxxor 

v: To rock, or be otherwise good.
v: To defeat, usually in an online FPS.
v: An exclamation of happiness.
(alt. r0xx0r)

"OMG THIS ROXXORS!"
"I will roxxor j00!"
"ROXXORS!

roxxor by JiaXue September 15, 2003

AOLer

1) A person who subscribes to AOL service. This does not necessarily apply to AIMers.
2) An epithet, used to describe someone typing in all caps and/or with no regard for spelling or grammar. May or may not subscribe to AOL service. May or may not display the maturity level of a pre-pubescent ignoramus.

"STFU AOLer."

AOLer by JiaXue September 15, 2003

AOL-speak

A frightfully common way of speech that has no lower case letters, and no formal guidelines for grammar or spelling. Commonly used by AOLers. A variant of n00bspeak.

(Do not confuse with the more structured and less annoying L33Tspeak)

Example: "OMG I M SO FCKIG AWSUM!!!!!1 CUM WURSHP MEE BCH!!!!!1"

Stop that fucking AOL speak, dumbass.

AOL-speak by JiaXue September 15, 2003

XP 

1) An emoticon, with ones eyes crossed and tongue sticking out. Obviously this means "retarded."
2) The most recent edition of the Windows OS, recognizable by the GUI that looks like it was made by Playskool, and the code that was probably written by same. The OS was named for said emoticon.
3) Short for Experience in many RPGS. Variant of EXP.

"LOL! XP"
"Delete XP and install Slackware, dipshit."
"You need 100 XP for a level."

XP by JiaXue September 15, 2003