assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.
Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!
by Jim July 25, 2003
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darvocet

See Kwenda
Dude, you just totally darvocet'ed all over that punk
by jim May 26, 2003
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show brain

(v) - when one's scrotal sack is visible, regardless of clothing. Usually the result of short shorts. Can be related to elephant sack.
Look at that guy's shorts! They're so short he's showing brain!
by Jim September 01, 2003
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macedonia

The home of Alexander the Great, the man who spread Greek culture to the edges of the known world over 300 years before the birth of Christ.
The Birthplace of the Greek tribe of Macedonians, who fought with and against other Greek tribes such as Spartans and Athenians. The home to the first Greek leader to unify all the Greek City states to rule the known world. The home to over two million residents in Modern day Northern Greece, whilst also the home to a slavic race of people to the north in FYROM (The fomer Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia)who linguisticly and culturaly are very close to Bulgarain, if not the same. Not related to the ancient macedonians as the Slavs arived 1000 years after Alexander the Great which by then the poeple identified themselves as Byzantines and the term Macedonia had been lost for hundreds of years.
Hi I`m Macedonian born in Thessaloniki, well I am Peloponesian born in Kalamata and ethnicaly and culturaly we are both Greek.
by Jim February 08, 2005
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shlangshalng

not being a fat ass
by Jim August 03, 2003
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lopez

Hey Lopez you there?
by Jim December 09, 2004
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meat curtains

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night
by Jim January 27, 2004
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