Definitions by Jewish microwave

Vape 

The puff puff bar that can make any kid a zero to a hero in public schools

You see that kid with a vape we should let him fuck our moms!

Vape by Jewish microwave September 3, 2020

Grandma 

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall

Look at that baker lady, she’ll make a great grandma.

Grandma by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

Squidward 

The realist and practical character of the Spongebob universe. Often referred to for his short temper or lack of enthusiasm. Regardless Squidward is the best Spongebob character.

Look at that guy over there he’s so down to earth but angers easily what a Squidward.

Squidward by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

Wobble 

Often mistaken for a dance the song Wobble is talking when you take away an old persons cane and they begin to fall

Yo bro I just took this walker from and old man, he tried chasing me but he just wobbled there.

Wobble by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

Carole Baskin 

A hypothetical women who wants to stop the ownership of exotic animals just so she can have the biggest tiger farm

That woman told me to not put my tiger in a cage when her tigers are in much smaller cages than mine, she must be Carole Baskin

Carole Baskin by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020