Definitions by JetMechGirl

taint 

The area between a man's testicles and his anus. Called so because "i'taint asshole and i'taint balls".

Used in a sentence: My man likes me to lick his taint.

taint by JetMechGirl May 30, 2006

ORPHAN 

A beer or other alcoholic beverage that has not been finished and is left abandoned to get warm and flat. Orphans are usually found during clean-up the morning after the party.

Someome orphaned this beer and it's, like, half-full and warm!

ORPHAN by JetMechGirl May 30, 2006