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The area between a man's testicles and his anus. Called so because "i'taint asshole and i'taint balls".
Used in a sentence: My man likes me to lick his taint.
by JetMechGirl May 26, 2006

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A beer or other alcoholic beverage that has not been finished and is left abandoned to get warm and flat. Orphans are usually found during clean-up the morning after the party.
Someome orphaned this beer and it's, like, half-full and warm!
by JetMechGirl May 26, 2006

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