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Pedosexual

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.
Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!
by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
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Vroom

A less professional way of saying "Vroom Vroom bitch!". Don't say. Instead, say "vroom vroom bitch". Its more professional
by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
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Ur mum

The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.
by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
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Kitana

An amazing girl who was WAY out of my league, but is still dating me. Times may be tough, but she pushes on. Because no matter how many times she denies it, she's strong. I love you, kitana. I promise, I'll get us out of here
I love you, kitana
by Jesus the holy spirit July 9, 2019
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Pussy

The vagina that I wasn't eating while writing this ;)
by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
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FilthyFrank

FilthyFrank is god
by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
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