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Definitions by Jesus the holy spirit

An amazing girl who was WAY out of my league, but is still dating me. Times may be tough, but she pushes on. Because no matter how many times she denies it, she's strong. I love you, kitana. I promise, I'll get us out of here
I love you, kitana
A less professional way of saying "Vroom Vroom bitch!". Don't say. Instead, say "vroom vroom bitch". Its more professional

Pedosexual 

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.
Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

FilthyFrank 

FilthyFrank is god
The vagina that I wasn't eating while writing this ;)
The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.