Jesus M. Christ's definitions

Oreo Teeth

Someone who, in a picture generally, has teeth that blend with their braces to give the effect that they have Oreo Sludge (milky oreo crumbs) all over their teeth.

Oh man! Look at her! She's got some serious oreo teeth on her!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

A B-Velez

An afro hair cut. Very Columbian. Very curly. Oh so sexy. Also, called a Velez.

What a B-Velez wannabe!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Rainbow Crack

The only legal powder in America.

The Rainbow Crack is still in the brown bag under the guitar.

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Self Conceided Prick

Someone who puts a song on an album describing his emotion for a girl which emphasizes how great he is.

Man 1: Put songs on that album that are about her and how you feel towards her, you know?

Man 2: Oh. So like the song "Lucky You"?

Man: Wow. You Self Conceided Prick!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007