3 definitions by Jesse Leonardo

soap opera

Any pathetic, fantasy, unreal drama shown on basic cable daytime hour television. Full of unreal situations where everyone has had sex with everyone else, everyone is related to everyone else, and someone is always having someone elses child. So unreal that noone ever goes to the bathroom or food shopping and there is always fresh ice on trays with alcohol in every room.

"Like Sands through the hourglass so are the days of out lives" -Intro to Days of Our Lives

by Jesse Leonardo January 28, 2005

titanic

a ridiculously long, sappym love movie (that runs on for three hours) in which a very poor Leonardo Di'Caprio falls in love with a very snooty, rich, and stupid Kate Winslet.

"I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go." (and yet she lets him go sink into the ocean because she was speaking metaphorically)

by Jesse Leonardo January 28, 2005

Harajuku girl

a japanese girl who lives in the teenage town of Japan, Harajuku and has wicked style.

The dancing asian girl in the white rabbit suit in the music video of Gwen Stefanis "What You Waiting For".

by Jesse Leonardo January 28, 2005