Jess the P1rate's definitions

bingo

Norwegian for 'man overboard.'

When you're on a boat and someone yells 'BINGO,' you had better alert the authorities.

by Jess the P1rate July 3, 2006

TSO

Short for Trans-Siberian Orchestra

The TSO concert was freaking awesome, but the lasers gave me a seizure.

by Jess the P1rate December 30, 2004

dormgasm

The practice of keeping extremely quiet during sexual activity (either with a partner or alone), particularly during orgasm, due to the close proximity of one's roommate(s).

Because my roommates in the room next door were in, I had to keep the volume at dormgasm-level so as not to disturb them with my hot sex.

by Jess the P1rate January 4, 2007

B8

What happens to you if you fall overboard while on a boat in shark-infested waters.

"If you fall overboard, you will B8."

by Jess the P1rate August 29, 2009