Definitions by Jess Hanch & Nikkii Rodrigues

lick-and-sniff 

when you lick your arm and the overpowering stench of chlorine burns your nostrils.

you can tell that jess hanch and nikkii rodrigues are swimmers because of the lick-and-sniff task.

lick-and-sniff by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 4, 2008

kajillion 

a reallyreallyreally big number. but not infinity.

amylee is a kajillion times better than your face.

kajillion by Jess Hanch & Nikkii Rodrigues July 3, 2008

flip-shit 

fuck this

if something is too difficult say “flip shit” and quit...
coach: "okay were going to do 6x400 butterfly for time"
everyone in pool: "FLIP-SHIT!" ::goes to bathroom/lockeroom::

flip-shit by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

fagmuffin

it just means fag, but its WAYYYY funnier

"you are a fagmuffin"

fagmuffin by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

fucktard 

retard, just with a "fuck" in it

kid jumps off 3 story roof and breaks face
"nice going you fucktard"

fucktard by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

sneak-a-fuck 

ahhh this one you don’t even wanna kno where THAT came from…but ill give the meaning anyway. It’s the only way for a straight girl to nail another girl. If youre having a 3some or even a 4some (if those exist but in todays society im sure they do) and while the “hot chick” so-to-speak is having fun doing her thing or w/e u nail her. But u be really sneaky about it. Therefore it doesn’t seem as though your not straight.

man+woman+hot chick={insert sneak-a-fuck here}

sneak-a-fuck by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

doughboy 

fried dough confection with sugar and cinnamon and stuff ONLY IN RHODE ISLAND (amylee next time u randomly go to RI meet me at evans field any day during summer at noon and we go get doughboy)

amylee, dude, lets go get a doughboy NOW cuz i want more calories.

doughboy by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008