Jess's definitions

Bill Clinton

One of the worst presidents in U.S. history. Cheated on his wife, then lied about it (but I kind of don't blame him, I mean, look at who his wife is). Inherited a good economy and took credit for it. Then destroyed the economy, while Bush takes the blame. The president doesn't have much to do with the economy.

Only president so far to have been elected by MTV. Oh, yeah, and his running mate claimed to have invented the internet after Clinton got out of office.

by Jess April 17, 2005

six pack and a pound

1 a pound heavier than having six pack abs.
2 an ironic way of calling someone fat

2 whoa! look at that dude hes a six pack an a pound

by jess April 13, 2004

boom boom

having sex

"Ryan, let s go boom boom in your bed".

by Jess June 24, 2003

Dubs

A term which refers to size 20" wheels.

I put dubs on a mustang.

by jess May 13, 2005

fret wanking

The art of playing twiddly crap sounding guitar solos , often with frantic wrist action , hence the comparison to wanking .

"all that fret wanking sounds shit"

by jess November 15, 2004

cuntcake

A term used to describe someone!

Nella you are my cuntcake!

by jess February 21, 2004

Monty Python

A comedy troop made up of 4 Limeys, a Yank, and a Welsh tart. Enjoy making fun of Spam, Dead Parrots, poofs, and dressing in drag. God is in every single movie made.

Have you seen Monty Python on tv recently?

by Jess October 20, 2003