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Human Taco

A sex move often performed in the Southwestern portion of the United States, in which a female places a dildo in between her breasts. The male then cums onto said dildo to create 'sour cream'. Blood, often from a period, is used as 'salsa'. Feces from either party can be used as beans or guacamole. In extreme cases, urine can be used as cheese. A commonly utilized move is to add lettuce/ herbs as greens for the taco. As a finale, the male will attempt to eat completed taco off the females chest.
My mom walked in on us while I was making my sister into a Human Taco.
by Jersey boy chad December 26, 2013
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Jersey Fuck

A sex move in which a male cums onto a female's hair, and said female uses the semen as gel to style her hair like Snookie.
"I was begging him to Jersey Fuck me"
by Jersey boy chad December 26, 2013
mugGet the Jersey Fuckmug.

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