cirrhosis of the lover

n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly

She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.

Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Drizzlesnit

n. a bad mood caused by rain, a sunlight deprived hissy fit

After a week of solid rain the class was in such a drizzlesnit.

The only cure for a drizzlesnit like that is to have some fun in the sun!

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Gongbonger

n. anyone using vibration for world peace, one who bongs a gong, gong bath sound healer

Those gongbongers at ShamanDome are killing it with Universal vibration!

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

doofimism

A stupid euphemism

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016