procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination

If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.

by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019

Drizzlesnit

n. a bad mood caused by rain, a sunlight deprived hissy fit

After a week of solid rain the class was in such a drizzlesnit.

The only cure for a drizzlesnit like that is to have some fun in the sun!

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Gongbonger

n. anyone using vibration for world peace, one who bongs a gong, gong bath sound healer

Those gongbongers at ShamanDome are killing it with Universal vibration!

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

doofimism

A stupid euphemism

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016