Jerry.g.g's definitions

scroconut

n. a dude’s ballsack; v. male orgasm assisted by squeezing his nuts

Her action was smooth but when she reached around and grabbed my sack it made me instantly scroconut.

by Jerry.g.g April 4, 2019

pundumbic

n. Widespread use of poorly formed entendres, usually stemming from the universal boredom of being cooped up or confined for more than three days in a row.

After the population started posting from home ten times a day during the outbreak, they declared a social media pundumbic.

by Jerry.g.g April 1, 2020

SARScaustic

Adjective, ingenuine and often belittling way of commenting about virus epidemics. Incompetent, snide way of joking to avoid responsibility for public health issues.

The president spread dangerous public health misinformation and instead of taking responsibility he brushed it off as harmless SARScaustic remarks.

by Jerry.g.g April 25, 2020

SARSchasm

noun. 1: A huge gap in health care response to viral pandemics.

2: A deep hole used as a mass grave for pandemic victims who took the president’s snide ignorance as an informed response.

There is a huge SARSchasm between earnest health care science and the kakistocratic political situation.
The president made irresponsible remarks that he brushed off as SARSchasm.

by Jerry.g.g April 25, 2020