Jerry.g.g's definitions

Doofamism

A stupid euphemism, stoopid sayin'

The last time you bungled a saying it landed on sore ears like some kind of wanky doofamism

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination

If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.

by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019

pundumbic

n. Widespread use of poorly formed entendres, usually stemming from the universal boredom of being cooped up or confined for more than three days in a row.

After the population started posting from home ten times a day during the outbreak, they declared a social media pundumbic.

by Jerry.g.g April 1, 2020

stretchnology

n. The techniques used to make thread and yarn expand lengthwise. The scientific discovery that allowed the development of modern yoga pants.

The world would still be covered with saggy butts if Spandex hadn’t developed the stretchnology to shrink-wrap those asses.

by Jerry.g.g March 13, 2019