Jerry.g.g's definitions

procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination

If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.

by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019

Doofamism

A stupid euphemism, stoopid sayin'

The last time you bungled a saying it landed on sore ears like some kind of wanky doofamism

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

garbarian

n. a fashion bandit, a person who dresses in barbarian garb

You should have seen all the garbarians at Burning Man - they totally ripped off the Mad Max theme.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

doofimism

A stupid euphemism

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016