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Definitions by Jericho Whiplash

N. 1. a pretty big downer. huge disappointment. something that at first appears to be beneficial, but subsequently turns out to be catastrophically destructive or detrimental.

V. 1. to be on the receiving end of an unexpected ass ramming figuratively speaking. to be handed the shitty end of the stick. to expect a pleasantry but instead experience intense pain, loss, humiliation etc.
friend 1 "i went to the theater to see the new Batman movie, but just as it started, i got shot in the back a crazy bastard"

friend 2 "oh man, you totally caught a sandusky on that one!"
sandusky by Jericho Whiplash July 22, 2012

brown turban 

a term for a defecation.
Rolling a brown turban for the Shiites.
Man 1: hey where you goin? the show is about to start.

Man 2: I gotta go roll a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: oh ok.
brown turban by Jericho Whiplash August 18, 2010