Definitions by Jeremy Leipzig

grundtal 

The experience of buying an impractical item at Ikea that never gets put into use. Sometimes used as a verb - the item itself becomes the subject and the direct object is the buyer of such product.

We got grundtalled by that hanging Fangst that is still sitting in the closet. That was such a grundtal!

grundtal by Jeremy Leipzig December 14, 2008

Rhode Island left 

an illegal left turn immediately following a traffic light change in which the oncoming traffic is forced to yield despite having right of way

I almost got hit at 38th and Spruce when that guy pulled a Rhode Island left.

Rhode Island left by Jeremy Leipzig July 6, 2007

hot sheet motel 

a motel that lets rooms by the hour

It was so sleazy I felt like I was in a hot sheet motel.

hot sheet motel by Jeremy Leipzig June 29, 2006