Jeremy Asia man's definitions

Turd Burgundy

A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape

John:
" Me and Lisa did a turd burgundy last night but my cape was still dirty from the last time".

by Jeremy Asia man May 23, 2021

Cleeter

Used mainly as an adjective among gamers, cleeter is an enthusiastic approval or admiration. Used as a verb the implication is much more intuitive and context based in which something cool is being done. Imagine saying "I'm gonna do a cool" in a more grammatically correct way.

Yo did you see how I absolutely pounded peach? So cleeter

by Jeremy Asia man December 1, 2023

Cum dumpster slut nugget

A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.

I saw this cum dumpster slut nugget at the park last week, he was feeding the geese a dildo.

by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017

Jew faggot cunt Hitler

Slang for self hating homosexual jew.

You see that guy with a Yamaka and Swastika? What a jew faggot cunt Hitler.

by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017

Cat erection

When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.

"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"

"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"

by Jeremy Asia man November 15, 2017

Hard ice

Hard ice is when you have an erection in the winter

Tom hanks had hard ice at our Christmas party

by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017