A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.
I saw this cum dumpster slut nugget at the park last week, he was feeding the geese a dildo.
Buy a
Cum dumpster slut nugget
mug!
When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.
"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"
"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"
Hard ice is when you have an erection in the winter
Tom hanks had hard ice at our Christmas party
A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape
John:
" Me and Lisa did a turd burgundy last night but my cape was still dirty from the last time".
