Definitions by Jenny Jimenez

Carcolepsy 

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, when driving in a car.

Mom picks up daughter from school and begins to drive.
Mom- "How was your day?"
Daughter- "Good, I have homewo...."
Mom- "You have what?"
Daughter- Sound asleep, mouth open.
Daughter has just had an attack of Carcolepsy.

Carcolepsy by Jenny Jimenez August 14, 2011

Yawnopera 

When you start to yawn and it turns into an opera-tic voice.

Dude, you must be tired. That was no regular yawn, that was yawnopera!

Yawnopera by Jenny Jimenez July 15, 2011

impoketent 

The inability to return a "poke" to someone on Facebook, when they have been poked.

Hey Baby, why didn't you poke me back? Were you impoketent?

impoketent by Jenny Jimenez April 2, 2011