Yawnopera

When you start to yawn and it turns into an opera-tic voice.

Dude, you must be tired. That was no regular yawn, that was yawnopera!

by Jenny Jimenez July 15, 2011

impoketent

The inability to return a "poke" to someone on Facebook, when they have been poked.

Hey Baby, why didn't you poke me back? Were you impoketent?

by Jenny Jimenez April 02, 2011

Carcolepsy

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, when driving in a car.

Mom picks up daughter from school and begins to drive.
Mom- "How was your day?"
Daughter- "Good, I have homewo...."
Mom- "You have what?"
Daughter- Sound asleep, mouth open.
Daughter has just had an attack of Carcolepsy.

by Jenny Jimenez August 14, 2011