2 definitions by Jenn F

one-eyed willie

1) Euphemism for a penis, where "one-eyed" refers to the external urethral orifice (or pee-hole) located at the tip of the penis' head.
2) One-eyed willy, both alternate spelling and definition.
Expression's origins: derived from the name popular character from the film "Goonies" (although this context has been permutated with time). See also dong, dick, schlong, willy, wang, johnson, cock.

I have six beers, and next thing I know, I'm staring into the eye of Jake's one-eyed willie.

by Jenn F September 8, 2005

jazm chasm

Euphemism for the vagina. Origins: From "jazm", a truncated form of the expression "jizm jazm" (see jizm), and where a chasm is a deep geological recess or abyss.

I think he got some jizm jazm in my jazm chasm.

by Jenn F September 8, 2005