Jen X's definitions
A group of women who rose from the 70s and 80s in a tidal wave of their parent’s love of a sentimental movie where a young woman named Jennifer dies before her time. Jennifer went viral before social media was invented. We are a force with mystical powers that cannot be trifled with.
If you are middle-aged, you went to school with several Jennifers. We were everywhere. We helped you with your homework. We babysat your little brother. We edited the yearbook. If you are much younger, your best friend’s mom is named Jennifer and she bakes excellent cookies and will listen to your secrets and suffers no fools. People will try to shorten Jennifer’s name. Jennifer will correct them. You must earn the right to call Jennifer by her chosen nickname.
A group of Jennifers is called a Jen X
Because there are so many of us, we cannot be pigeonholed with mere platitudes and simple adjectives. We are Jennifer. We are everyone. We are no one.
If you are middle-aged, you went to school with several Jennifers. We were everywhere. We helped you with your homework. We babysat your little brother. We edited the yearbook. If you are much younger, your best friend’s mom is named Jennifer and she bakes excellent cookies and will listen to your secrets and suffers no fools. People will try to shorten Jennifer’s name. Jennifer will correct them. You must earn the right to call Jennifer by her chosen nickname.
A group of Jennifers is called a Jen X
Because there are so many of us, we cannot be pigeonholed with mere platitudes and simple adjectives. We are Jennifer. We are everyone. We are no one.
by Jen X November 24, 2021
Get the Jennifermug. The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.
by Jen X December 21, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Covidmug.