Jeffluvsrobyn's definitions

Terri

Big shelf butt, smells like a whole bunch of department store perfumes, at once. Husband killer. Fake. Three sided. Closet lesbian with her ex best friend. Showy means of life but in horrible debt. Often hangs with other wanna be relevant bitches. No one likes her. Fake laugh, fake smile (and fake teeth), odd sense of style. Creep. Scary
Terri!

Mary C: here comes that terrible, fat butt Terri again. What a terrible day.
Lindsey: yeah, you got that right. Terrible bug butt fake broke Terri is headed this way. Ugh. Let’s run.

by Jeffluvsrobyn August 9, 2021

Muhlissuh

Whore is happy? Lol. Wanna be relevant, nasty, old wanna be home wrecking whore. Stupid. Like- actually stupid. This is how she spells her name.

Muhlissuh:

happeeeee dirrrr. No, Melissa is an old whore. Melissa is a man.

by Jeffluvsrobyn August 9, 2021

Robyn

A sweet and loving mama. She has my heart forever. My soul mate, best friend. Has been through so much in her life. Helped bring me to God. My perfect gift. My wife. Cooks so good. Beautiful curly hair like an angel.

Person: what’s for dinner?

Other person: Robyn cooked it so it must be good

by Jeffluvsrobyn November 3, 2020