Jeffery Kark's definitions

network executive

Person that finds all of the good shows on the network and replaces them with reruns of Friends and Cleopatra 2525.

The network executive could not understand why MST3K was not getting amazing ratings at 3 AM.

by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003

pseudo-science

Fake science which holds no basis in reality yet so many people choose to believe.

by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003

0 day warez linkz

Stupid ploy used by every site that claims to link to pirated software but only leads to 70 year old naked grandmas.

The only 0 day warez linkz site on the net, period!

by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003

socialism

System where all economic groups all live equally in poverty.

No really, it works, give us a few centuries.

by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003

romochop

When you use photoshop to alter a picture.

Oh man I romochopped the fuck out of that picture.

by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003