papa squealskins

A father who is a senior citizen but is very silly and immature for his age, often times becoming an annoyance.

I had to leave the family get together because Papa Squealskins wouldn't stop annoying me.

by JefferiahtheMessiah January 05, 2019

the big wang theory

The theory that the singularity with which the universe began, emerged from a giant cosmic penis.

The astrophysicists and cosmologists were all stunned and amazed at the new proposal of "the Big Wang Theory".

by JefferiahtheMessiah January 11, 2021

Bjowski

Superfluous slang term for fellatio, or oral sex performed on a man

That hooker gave me an expert bjowski!

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014