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Noice

A slightly playful and informal response to statements your friends might make to politely communicate the scarceness of shit given. It is often a more appropriate response to minor things that does not merit a sincere “nice!”
Example 1:

Your frd: “I just went to see avengers, it’s the best movie everrr”

You: “nice!”

This does not sound sincere. And your friend will likely block you and never talk to you again which might be a good thing in this instance.

Example 2:
Your frd: “I just went to see avengers, it’s the best movie everrr”

You: “noice!”
We can immediate feel the difference here in tone, in this case if you do not probe any further, your friend will likely understand that you do not give a shit and will likely leave you on read but will not block you which in general is a good thing as you can always initiate the blocking.
by Jeff McFakenameington June 3, 2021
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NBA

The “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” of sport where 20% of the entertainment value comes from the games and 80% comes from giant men being teenage girls and Stephen A Smith yelling at you.
Hi dad, can I invite some of my girlfriends over to sleepover and watch the NBA on Friday night?
by Jeff McFakenameington June 7, 2021
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