Jeff Dailey's definitions
jim and jeff showed in the club looking to see some bbg's it was a sausage factory, then a couple of honeys rolled up in the club, and we new panties would be dropping soon
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by jeff dailey April 17, 2009

a drink, which is similar to a screwdriver, only vodka, orange juice topped off with cranberry juice, usually reserved for the true players in the club
last night Jeff and Jim bought Danielle her first player's punch. In the club, and let me say she was very greatful
by Jeff Dailey December 30, 2008

someone who is way lame, possibly very lazy at work, causes co-workers to all have to work over, then goes to the bar and gives bad vibes to all the women
Man this daggone joker i work with spent at least 2 hours on the toilet today. After he got to leave early, that daggone joker came to the bar and tried to hang with me. I went home alone
by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007

a way of hardcore living where you disrespect all people all the time, go to the bar when you get off work until close, then need to call for a ride home, show no interest in anything but drinking and playing games, stands for So Way Lame Life
Man, that cat across the bar is living SwaimLife, they say hes been here drinking since 3 oclock just playing game machine. guess hell have to call the old lady for a ride home. Daggone Joker
by Jeff Dailey May 13, 2008

starting hand in texas holdem currently known as Kojak as a nick name, should be changed to King James as in (lebron)
by Jeff Dailey February 6, 2009

when you finger a girl proper by using 3 fingers in the snatch, usually when drunk in the club or in the parking lot
Damn player, you wont believe this!! I just went three deep in the bathroom with that ho I was talking to earlier, and didnt even have to buy here a drink, SWEET!
by Jeff Dailey October 26, 2007

to call in sick to work, usually because of drinking, bad sex, good sex, feel like partying, or are just lazy, usually with a lame reason
Man i went to the club after breaking rocks all day. I figured whiskey would help my back. It sure did but I didnt get any Puss. I was so pissed i marked off the rest of the week. Ill mark off next week to if my back dont get any better, for now Ill take a drink
by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007
