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Outcommunicado

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The inability of one to communicate their true self with others for fear of judgement, rejection and disgust.
People thought they knew Allen, but because of his nearly constant outcommunicado, they only saw a part of him, not his authentic essence.
by Jeff D August 4, 2005
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Outcognito

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One who's true identity is concealed due to social pressure, fear of judgement and genuine confusion about who the hell they really are.
J.D.'s outcognito adversely affected all his relationships until he was ultimately left totally alone to deal with himself and all the damage he had done.
by Jeff D August 4, 2005
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Enigman

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A person that is Enigmatic. No one really knows who he TRULY is or what he's REALLY about. He's either secretive while seeming so open and wonderful by all outward appearances or the opposite; he seems to be one thing, but is really something else.
People think that Jeff is an asshole who just doesn't care based on some of his behavior, but in reality, he's an "Enigman" that's actually very sensitive at heart.
by Jeff D August 1, 2005
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EjacuEARLY

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1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY.

2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning.
1)Aaron was pounding his favorite Slunthore's cockgarage when his Mushroom Cloud was EjacuEARLY; though he blamed her lack of cuntrol for his early nutbust.

2)After surfing some E-porn in the morning, I had to EjacuEARLY.
by Jeff D December 2, 2004
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Ejaculation. "Shooting a load" - "busting a nut" - "Blowing a load" - "Shooting a wad" - "getting a load off" - etc...
Her cockgarage was so tight resulting in an epic Nutbust that was EjacuEARLY!
by Jeff D December 2, 2004
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Fabsolute

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That Rush concert was fabsolute!
by Jeff D July 28, 2004
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Combined and condensed for "Broke & Happy"
Most of those white trash folks living in Bisbee, AZ. seem to be quite brappy, but certainly not all of them.
by Jeff D July 28, 2004
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