Jeff D's definitions

Clitiot

Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).

Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.

by Jeff D September 2, 2005

Attacknowledgement

Complete opposite of Lacknowledgement. When someone attacks another person (physically, and/or verbally, and/or emotionally) when provoked. It can come in virtually any form at unexpected times and places.

There is simply no taking back things said & done, so the time for serious attacknowledgement may be upon us.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

scamateur

An amateur scam artist that isn't very savvy.

Ian was trying to start his own Hedge Fund, but his reputation as a scamateur stopped him cold.

by Jeff D October 10, 2005

Deletionary

To delete unwanted words from urban dictionary due to their hurtful and mean spirited nature.

Jeff used his deletionary privilege to remove unwanted words that were rightfully urban thumbs down.....

by Jeff D February 16, 2006

Brappy

Combined and condensed for "Broke & Happy"

Most of those white trash folks living in Bisbee, AZ. seem to be quite brappy, but certainly not all of them.

by Jeff D July 28, 2004

Cuntfident

A woman that is very confident of her sexual abilities.

A woman that finds it easy to get men in bed.

Monique was Cuntfident she could easily get Alan into bed leading ultimately to a Mushroom Cloud.

by Jeff D February 18, 2004

Obsassed

A person that is totally obsessed with asses.

That dude is totally obsASSed, because all he does is think about naked butts.

by Jeff D August 5, 2005