Definitions by Jeff & Lori

ovarian oatmeal 

The liquid released from the vagina the morning following internal ejaculation.

Ovarian oatmeal is part of a balanced breakfast. Best served on a glass table top.

ovarian oatmeal by Jeff & Lori March 27, 2007

Turd taxidermist 

One who mounts exceptional specimens of rectal release.

Bubba was full of crap. Although many people suspected it, no one knew for sure.. Thanks to the local turd taxidermist, he is able to stand proud and hold his own.

Turd taxidermist by Jeff & Lori March 27, 2007