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Definitions by Jeebus Almighty

Planet Piss 

Planet Piss is the side project of DethKlok's bass player, Wiliam Muderface (from the cartoon netwrok Adult Swim TV show "Metalocalypse".)
In other news, William Murderface is taking time off to begin work on his side project Planet Piss.
Planet Piss by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008

facebones 

Facebones is the loveable skull that is seen often in the TV show Metalocalypse. The band Dethklok sometimes uses him as a video tour guide for people touring their home at Mordhaus. He has also been known to introduce their performances.
Facebones says, our snipers are armed with 50 caliber sniper rifles and will shoot you on sight if you leave the tour group.
facebones by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008

immoral support 

When you tell your pregnant girlfriend to go have that abortion because you're not ready to be a dad.
Babe, let me be your immoral support. Should we really suffer for the next 18 years because Trojan can't make a break-free condom?
immoral support by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008
Pronounced "Beehop". This is an acronym used by military people to label the person with the "Biggest Head On Post". Typical head sizes are between 6 and 7.5 inches. Every now and then someone comes along with a pumpkin-esque 8.5 or 9 incher.
"Private Jenkins has earned the title of B-HOP for his ungodly large head. That fuckin thing is gonna be a liabilty."
B-HOP by Jeebus Almighty February 12, 2008

chuck norris 

There is no theory of evolution, only species Chuck Norris allows to live.
"The Dodo bird ceased to exist when one shit on Chuck Norris."
chuck norris by Jeebus Almighty February 12, 2008