Definitions by Jeb Vial

RYFI 

A term usually used by a frustrated tech support, help desk, or other product support person that involves explaining a procedure previously illustrated in the Instructions that came with the product that the user either threw out or ignored.

Pronounced "riffee"

Customer: How do I turn on my laptop?

Tech Support: Ryfi!

Customer: What's ryfi?

Tech Support: Did you read the instructions, sir?

RYFI by Jeb Vial December 30, 2007

Postit 

What a street dweller calls a prostitute.

They ain't no ho's. Them's postits. I'm gonna get some o' dat shiat.

Postit by Jeb Vial November 14, 2006