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Ted-Beneked
The art of injuring oneself intensely with a trip affecting the neck.
Coined from the iconic scene in Breaking Bad where the character Ted Beneke trips on his carpet and sends himself headfirst into the kitchen island resulting in brain death?*
Coined from the iconic scene in Breaking Bad where the character Ted Beneke trips on his carpet and sends himself headfirst into the kitchen island resulting in brain death?*
Ted-Beneked by Jbmb95 January 19, 2026