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Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)
"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009
Get the Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD) mug.Someone, middle aged, who changes their blog/chat/screen/etc... names, for no other reason other than, they are suffering Midlife Crisis, offline, which has spilled into their online world. I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from COMC (Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis.)
Just now, I was chatting in the room with someone I have spoken to for about 4-5 years, who is pretty much a f'ing jerk, and someone was asking him why did he change his screen name, again (since he didn't lose it to terms of service violations.) I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC)
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Get the Nugget Batter mug.A written language typically utilized by those in the hospitality and tourism and/or food and beverage industries. It can be very generalized or specific to a certain region.
(also, waitroglyphs and waitroglyphologist )
(also, waitroglyphs and waitroglyphologist )
Dreadhead Scott had been a cook in many kitchens, but the WAITROGLYPHICS that the waiters and waitresses used in this place would be difficult for a pharmacist to decipher; time to go to pharmacy school.
(My buddy Scott, was a redhead who had dreadlocks. He coined this term in the kitchen of GAFB, which is long gone, in the early 90s, in the 80001. Scott left us many years ago. RIP brother. He played one helluva bass, loved Primus, and lived life to the fullest.)
(My buddy Scott, was a redhead who had dreadlocks. He coined this term in the kitchen of GAFB, which is long gone, in the early 90s, in the 80001. Scott left us many years ago. RIP brother. He played one helluva bass, loved Primus, and lived life to the fullest.)
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by JayyTheOrc April 21, 2020
Get the The Branch Covidians mug.Michael became upset because I slept with his mother and went full blown Status Textilepticus, when he started sending me messages.
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