Definitions by Jay Bishop

lady golfer 

British slang for lesbian.

"Any lady golfers in the audience tonight? "

Jimmy Carr, comedian

lady golfer by Jay Bishop August 7, 2017

Vassage 

Combination of massage and vagina, i.e., vaginal massage. Pronounced to rhyme with massage. More often used in an erotic context, but can be slow and relaxed, langorous and not short-term goal-oriented. Also practiced to relieve vaginal cramps.

Betty and Sue are so into vassages these days, I haven't seen them at breakfast all weekend!

Vassage by Jay Bishop February 12, 2013

tenene 

A random phrase used to both give a name to some object or to rationalize an akward situation.

"Damn tenene"
"Dude what just happened? 'Tenene(shrug)'"

tenene by Jay Bishop July 31, 2008

destitude 

Noun derived from destitute.

The vast destitude of cyberspace.

destitude by Jay Bishop October 8, 2007