Jay Bishop's definitions

Vassage

Combination of massage and vagina, i.e., vaginal massage. Pronounced to rhyme with massage. More often used in an erotic context, but can be slow and relaxed, langorous and not short-term goal-oriented. Also practiced to relieve vaginal cramps.

Betty and Sue are so into vassages these days, I haven't seen them at breakfast all weekend!

by Jay Bishop February 12, 2013

lady golfer

British slang for lesbian.

"Any lady golfers in the audience tonight? "

Jimmy Carr, comedian

by Jay Bishop August 7, 2017

tenene

A random phrase used to both give a name to some object or to rationalize an akward situation.

"Damn tenene"
"Dude what just happened? 'Tenene(shrug)'"

by Jay Bishop July 31, 2008

destitude

Noun derived from destitute.

The vast destitude of cyberspace.

by Jay Bishop October 8, 2007