Jasper Ferg's definitions

hard nut

1. A stubborn, cynical person, especially an employee or colleague who resists efforts to improve. "Nut" is English slang for "head".

2. A tough problem that is hard to solve is a "hard nut to crack".

1. Jim tried everything to improve the audit team's morale, but the hard nuts just labelled him "lame."

2. Until the US economy recovers, unemployment will be a hard nut to crack.

by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011

chicken mouse

Total wimp. Extreme coward. Weak and scared.

That chicken mouse would run from his own shadow!

by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011

QPQ

QPQ = quid pro quo or "this for that", meaning an exchange, usually even or fair. A basic principle in maintaining relationships and partnerships.

We can get a discount on legal billings if we give them QPQ next quarter on our accounting fee.

My girlfriend gives me great blowjobs, cuz she loves my QPQ on her pussy.

by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011

gull

verb: to talk or trick someone into doing something foolish or rash.

Related to "gullible".

We gulled Jackie into lending us her dad's car "for an hour" -- now we have a ride for the weekend, dude!

by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011