Jason Veenman's definitions

Yonnie

Australian slang for rock, stone or pebble, or a small hardened rock shaped piece of dried mud or clay that shatters when you throw, bung or chuck it against a wall leaving a small piece stuck to said wall with the remainder being obliterated. Originating in the Gippsland region of Victoria, Australia in the late 1960's to early 1970's. Very often used in the town of Moe.

Hey Scott, bung a yonnie at the wall mate.

I saw Danny chuck a yonnie at the fence.
I bet that window will break if you fling a yonnie at it.

by Jason Veenman April 17, 2015

shouldn't've

shouldn't've should not have, shouldn't have is a word invented in Upwey, Victoria, Australia on 15th August 2018 by Jason Veenman following fabricating an axe handle from a canoe oar. The handle broke with the first strike of the splitter axe to the target wood upon which Jason remarked "I shouldn't've bothered. I'm going to buy a proper axe from the hardware store"

I shouldn't've given all my lunch to that homeless man. Now I'm hungry and I done have my wallet.

by Jason Veenman August 14, 2018

Absofuckyesalutely

1 Absolutely, fuck yes

2. Fuck yes, absolutely

Made up by me Jason Veenman,
Mermandamus2018
(Special mention Joanne Rayner)

I Absofuckyesalutely will do that for sure

Can you count on me,?Absofuckyesalutely you can count on me it a no brainer.

by Jason Veenman May 14, 2019

Absofucknotalutely

1. Absoutlet fuck not

Invented by Jason Veenman

I am absofucknotalutely going anywhere near that stinky pile of manure

You're absofucknotaloutely coming with me ever again after that terrible display of behabiour

by Jason Veenman May 18, 2019

cockssage

Cockssage (propounced :çock-sar-j) is a massage given with a cock instead of the hands

A massage given with a cock (pens) used to deliver the massage directly to the area of the cockssageè (person receiving the cockssage) instead of other more traditional techniques such as massage given with the hands.

Guees what Dave,? She said I gave her the best cockssage she ever had . I guess my technique is improving or it might have been the viagra. I'm not sure

by Jason Veenman May 20, 2019

abskillity

1. Skill and ability

Ability and skill

Ab-(skill)i-ty

Abskillity

2. Referring to a person's skill and ability

in a blended word format of ability,

ab-ility with skill inserted yielding the

new word Abskillity

Commentators of any game at all
Well John I think you'll agree that this man has shown Abskillity beyond what most other players can even imagine.
What a performance.

Invented by Jason Veenman

by Jason Veenman May 20, 2019

supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebagoramatown

Moe, Victoria, Australia is:

supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebagoramatown

supercalifragilistic-expiali-douchebag-orama-town

supercalifragilistic-expiali-douchebag-orama-drama-town

By Jason Veenman

Y'eva beena Moe mate.
That place is supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebagoramatown

Everyone knows that.

by Jason Veenman April 6, 2023