Definitions by Jason Lewix
Ethernopian
The ethernopian kid while playing in a live mine field, blew both his legs and arms off in a spectacular double handspring from mines and ricocheting all over the place. He was later recruited for Nugget Porn.
Ethernopian by Jason Lewix September 20, 2004
Nugget Porn
A myth some might say. The Holy Grail of Porn. Pornography in which one or both of the characters is a nugget; has no arms and legs. borderline rape.
The Porn King was awestruck when he found that his pornal-nemisis was recruiting Ethernopian nuggets for his latest rendition of "Nugget Porn Gone Wild."
Nugget Porn by Jason Lewix September 20, 2004