Definitions by Jason

Ghetto Bong

A bong made with a water bottle, empty sharpie pin, and a socket.

Dude, that ghetto bong hits hell phat!

Ghetto Bong by jason March 17, 2004

grants head 

a person who has a huge head which earth can populate and colonise it.

it was often said that if you see grants head and rub it three times you can get three wishes

man im gonna rub your head like grants head

grants head by jason March 16, 2004

pop ups

annoying bastards who make them

once youve seen one pop up your in shit.

(stan)-damn a pop up
(bob)-damn your computers fucked i dont want to be your friend any more bye
(stan)- im gonna kill myself (bang bang)

pop ups by jason March 15, 2004

Morphenomenal 

The word used by me and the other Power Rangers to describe our new powers and Zords!

These new Thunderzords are morphenomenal!!!

Morphenomenal by Jason March 12, 2004

Scooter effect 

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.

After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.

Scooter effect by Jason March 8, 2004

Kaloucha 

An old ruted piece of junk vehicle

Look at that old kaloucha driving down the street

Kaloucha by Jason March 7, 2004

blows ass 

sucks; not fun; boring

Doing math homework blows ass.
When AOL is going slow it tends to blow ass.

blows ass by Jason March 7, 2004