cooter mint

The pill a woman puts inside her vaginia to fight away a yeast infection. It drives the chunks away.

Matt Lee likes to use cooter mints on his mangina

by Jason February 10, 2003

monkey pussy

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

by jason January 26, 2004

opus

The act of inserting one's mule into the a person's kidney dialysis porthole with the intention of ejaculating into that orifice. Difficulty level: 10.

What's up son? I just bust my nut in dat bitch's opus, yo.

by Jason February 13, 2005

take her down

you would like to have a sexual relation with a female.

hey bitch, my nigga said he'll take you down.

by jason November 24, 2003

mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 08, 2004

Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger was a terrible child murderer who, in his death became a horrible dream murderer, murdering people in their dreams, only to keep ressurecting himself, freddy krueger is an unstoppable force of evil.

"The cops knew something...i heard them mention a name...freddy...freddy krueger." - Freddy Vs Jason (2003)

by Jason August 20, 2003

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza

the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.

... no ... really... you dont understand

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza owns my soul

by jason February 16, 2005