Definitions by Jasmine Noel

crack n' smack 

Any type of snacking or trail mix food created as a substitue for expensive brand name goods normally unaffordable by ghetto dwellers and 'hood-munks.

"Crunch n' Munch?! Pshhh...Boy this crack n' smack!"

crack n' smack by Jasmine Noel April 14, 2006

skibbles 

A word of greeting or acknowledgement of a greeting.

Sally: "Hello Mary."

Mary: "Skibbles!"

Sally: "What up?"

skibbles by Jasmine Noel December 3, 2002

afrocidic 

An adjective describing the condition in which one's hair begins to puff, rendering it painful to comb and practically impossible to style.

Alex: "Hey Shameka. Wanna come to my pool party?"

Shameka: "Pool party?! No thanks. One dip and I'll be afrocidic for weeks."

afrocidic by Jasmine Noel December 3, 2002

spanglotard 

An adjective describing a person so moronic in nature that their stupidity could perform an act in the circus all by itself and take up the space of two elephant tents.

"I'm sorry. I would have gotten here sooner but my spanglotard stylist was yapping on his cell phone the whole time."

spanglotard by Jasmine Noel December 3, 2002