spanglotard

An adjective describing a person so moronic in nature that their stupidity could perform an act in the circus all by itself and take up the space of two elephant tents.

"I'm sorry. I would have gotten here sooner but my spanglotard stylist was yapping on his cell phone the whole time."

by Jasmine Noel December 04, 2002

skibbles

A word of greeting or acknowledgement of a greeting.

Sally: "Hello Mary."

Mary: "Skibbles!"

Sally: "What up?"

by Jasmine Noel December 04, 2002

afrocidic

An adjective describing the condition in which one's hair begins to puff, rendering it painful to comb and practically impossible to style.

Alex: "Hey Shameka. Wanna come to my pool party?"

Shameka: "Pool party?! No thanks. One dip and I'll be afrocidic for weeks."

by Jasmine Noel December 04, 2002

crack n' smack

Any type of snacking or trail mix food created as a substitue for expensive brand name goods normally unaffordable by ghetto dwellers and 'hood-munks.

"Crunch n' Munch?! Pshhh...Boy this crack n' smack!"

by Jasmine Noel December 04, 2002